Just updated my index.html

I just updated my index.html by hand.  Because html editors are for babies, real admins directly write and edit the code in a console. It looks amateurish, of course.  Ain’t nobody got time for “stylesheets” and “css” and whatnot.  Pure html like we had back in the 90’s.  And no one made a fuss back… Read more Just updated my index.html

Did I just get a ticket at home?

So I wake up this morning and come to find out overnight that Mikie has gotten himself blocked in the firewall.  And he needs the memory in /usr/local/lib/php.ini increased to 256MB. Those are two separate issues, mister, so submit two separate tickets.  Please let us know if you require further assistance.

Cat pictures? I’ve got cat pictures.

You want a cat picture? Did you know that 40% of all internet traffic is cats? The other percentages of internet traffic break down as follows: 40% porn 20% scams and spam 5% legitimate 5% My Little Pony fanfic Does that add up to 110%?  Yes, because sysadmins make it work like that.

My word, can this site be uglier?

I’m only doing this WordPress thing to figure out the mysterious, painful secrets. Testing an image, here’s the avatar I’m using for work Jabber chat.  It’s She-Ra, He-Man’s sister, in case you don’t remember the 80’s.