Comment Spam Poetry

I get so much comment spam on this blog. I was cleaning it out tonight and some phrases struck me as modern poetry. It's probably a Markov chain generating this, of course. But copy/pasting some phrases look like modern poetry, with some very minor edits.

Don’t wear seat belts lest you drown in you own urine
Black on black in the Charger I’m creepin’
Rub me the right way, you might get a genie black Houdini
Although the principles are quite obvious,
It’s not a casino game for those with poor nerves
It’s an remarkable post for all the users
They will take benefit from whom they serve

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